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25.11.05

Holiday Haiku

For the holiday weekend, I'm serving up an extra helping of Haiku Friday like a fine turkey dinner... with extra stuffing. So sit back, loosen up your belt, and feast on these...

I feel like a kid
Stuck in the basement to eat
At least I got pie.

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iPod hard drive crash
Replacement comes in the mail
Yeah for warranty.

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Two Thai teas to drink
Set the spice level to four
In my red curry.

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The East versus West
Paulie gets a gift robot
If he dies, he dies.

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Four pounds of turkey
One hundred pounds of woman
Twelve minute pig out.

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Parade loving folk
Sent into a mass panic
When balloons attack.

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The drug tryptophan
In pure form makes one sleepy
But not in turkey.

EDIT -
Wax on and wax off
The karate kid was taught
The teacher is gone


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Posted by Ryan at 02:10
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3 Comments:

man, you were on a haiku roll! nicesuh!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 25/11/05 10:49  

You are amusing! Have a great Saturday :o)

By Anonymous Autumn, at 25/11/05 23:57  

Scary. Unless I am mistaken most of that made sense to me. So you got stuck in the lower caf for Thanksgiving dinner huh?

By Anonymous Carrie C, at 26/11/05 12:36  

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