My simple movie about a primate, Which under a full moon as they mate Takes only a few seconds to procreate, Has been viewed at an amazing rate. Although few people wrote some hate Claiming the footage was too sedate. In Spanish class I hated to conjugate. Absinthe will make you hallucinate And put you in an awkward state. This weekend I got a little irate When kids were causing trouble late Causing some discipline to activate. Been a while since I've had a date Which is a fact I can not negate. Some think singleness is my fate, Although that is up for serious debate. For the right one I continue to wait. A self portrait from the Krasner estate Will end another poem I did fabricate.