Contact
Do you really need to contact me? Can't you see I'm a busy person?
I've got places to go, people to see, and things to do. Plus, I need my nap.
If you must get in touch with me, you can do it one of several ways....
email - webmaster @ this sites name with that dot com thingy at the end.
Smoke signals - First build a fire. once it gets good and hot, toss some wet grass and leaves on it. Smoke will rise. That should get my attention.
Advertising spotlights - I have been known to chase them down. Could be my desire to be a superhero like Batman.
If you are cute and single you can use this form.